

By Matthew Gutierrez, Shawn OβMalley, and Weronika Pycek
The labor market seems nearly unstoppable. U.S. job growth surged in September, adding 336,000 positions, almost double than expected π₯
Itβs more confirmation of the labor marketβs strength despite numerous challenges. Unemployment remains at 3.8%, near the record low.
π The unemployment rate has been so good, in fact, that itβs been below 4% since December 2021, a stretch not achieved since the 1960s.
β Shawn and Matthew
Hereβs todayβs rundown:
POP QUIZ
Today, we'll discuss the three biggest stories in markets:
Long-term bonds look like collapsing meme stocks
Exxonβs big $60 billion bet on Pioneer
Accounting loses its luster
All this, and more, in just 5 minutes to read.
IN THE NEWS
π΅βπ« Long-Term Bonds Look Like Collapsing Meme Stocks
The latest meme stock? Not Gamestop, AMC, or Bed, Bath & Beyond. Instead, the market for long-term U.S. government debt (Treasury bonds) looks rather meme-esque.
Volatility surged in September, prompting Bloombergβs chief rates correspondent to compare losses for bond investors to βsome of the most storied (stock market) crashes in recent history β such as the collapse after the dot-com bubble burst.β
Historic selloff: Prices on 30-year Treasury bonds have fallen enough that yields are touching 5% β the highest for βlong bondsβ since 2007.
(FYI: The U.S. government raises money by selling bonds that get paid off over various periods, from three months to thirty years. Those coming due in 30 years are called long bonds.)
And few are willing to bet that the pain in long bonds is over. Rather, βretail tradersβ β non-professional mom-and-pop investors β are fueling the selloff, according to bond investing legend Bill Gross.
Why? Well, the Fedβs rate hiking campaign hasnβt helped, but others are increasingly using βbond vigilantesβ as an explanation.
That is, investors demanding higher returns for investing in U.S. government debt, funding its spending while budget deficits swell and inflation remains above historical norms.
Why it matters:
Collapses in meme stocks and popping stock market bubbles are inevitabilities in financial markets.
But the same isnβt expected in the bond market, especially not for U.S. Treasury bonds β thereβs a reason a greater portfolio allocation to bonds is considered βconservativeβ and more to stocks is βriskier.β
Of course, long bonds carry significantly more risk than shorter-term bond investments (youβre buying something that doesnβt pay off for thirty years!)
Long bond pains: To be clear, investors will (or should) get their money back if they hold long bond investments until they βmatureβ in three decades.
Yet, many donβt make these investments to hold them for half their adult lives. So these are paper losses, but they still hurt if you need to sell those bonds sooner.
Said differently, long bond investors will get the bondβs principal back if they wait long enough. But their investments are now worth less when flipping to others.
And if they do hold them, theyβll earn a below-average interest rate on those bonds compared to long bonds issued today at higher rates β kinda like keeping your money in a bank paying 2% interest rates while everyone else gets 5%.
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π’οΈ Exxon Mobil Nears $60 Billion Deal For Pioneer
Exxon is eyeing its biggest deal in 25 years, a blockbuster deal that could reshape the oil industry if it goes through.
The lowdown: Exxon, the oil giant, is in talks to acquire Pioneer Natural Resources, as the energy giant wants to emerge as the top U.S. shale oil producer. Importantly, itβd give Exxon tons of West Texas acreage at the center of Americaβs shale oil boom.
The agreement could top $60 billion β the largest corporate acquisition in the world this year.
Weβre looking at a deal that would be Exxonβs biggest acquisition since merging with Mobil Corp. in 1999 β party!
The deal could unite two big acreage holders in the Permian Basin of Texas and New Mexico, elevating Exxon to be the dominant oil producer with an output of about 1.2 million barrels per day, more than many oil-producing nations.
Exxon has said that area is critical to its growth plans, part of a wider vision to retreat from international projects for those closer to home in the Americas.
Low-cost, low-risk: Itβs a big deal because, as Bloomberg reports, βit would also extend Exxonβs inventory of top-tier drilling locations in the basin by decades, providing low-cost, low-risk crude well beyond 2050 to feed its giant refinery network on the Gulf Coast.β
With a market capitalization of around $50 billion, Pioneer saw its share rise 10% Friday on the news. Exxon, meanwhile, has a market value of about $436 billion.
Why it matters:
Exxon had been searching for acquisitions in the Permian for years. The pandemic led to a sharp drop in oil prices, hurting Exxonβs finances. Then it spent big on global projects, forcing it to borrow billions to continue paying shareholder dividends.
In 2022, after Russia invaded Ukraine, Exxonβs profits surged to a record $59 billion as energy prices rose. Its stock gained over 80% last year, giving it enough financial strength to pursue the megadeal with Pioneer.
Selectivity: In July, Exxon CEO Darren Woods told investors heβd be βpickyβ with potential mergers and acquisitions (M&A). But in Pioneer, Exxon found exactly what it was looking for in sticking to its bread-and-butter oil & gas business and expanding its reach.
The news disappoints environmentalists and lawmakers, who had hoped Exxon would invest more in cutting carbon emissions.
MORE HEADLINES
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π± Returns on ESG ETFs are βunremarkableβ
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β 35% said βNoβ
π§Ύ Why No Oneβs Going Into Accounting
For years, accounting was considered a safe profession, a job that would βnever go awayβ and pay fairly well. Heck, itβd even make you sound pretty well-off and sophisticated during small talk at happy hours.
But median yearly salaries for accountants have fallen in recent years, adjusted for inflation, while salaries for management analysts, marketing specialists, financial analysts, and even teachers have risen steadily.
That imbalance has driven many professionals away from the industry, which could worsen an existing accountant shortage.
Over 300,000 accountants left the industry between 2019 and 2022, and enrollment at top college accounting programs has fallen by double-digit percentages.
Accounting always lured graduates with solid pay and job security. As KPMGβs CEO says, the profession was a βsurefire way for a person that had zero money to come out the other side of college and have a successful career.β
Why it matters:
Since 2017, Florida Atlantic University (FAU) β which wields one of the countryβs largest accounting programs β has seen its accounting program enrollment cut in half.
AI to the rescue? A representative from FAU says itβs βthe worst accounting enrollment crisisβ in decades. That will likely push accounting firms and their clients to rely more on artificial intelligence to offset a decline in human accountants.
Seth Siegel, CEO of one of Americaβs largest accounting firms, told The Wall Street Journal, βWe have to accept a potential reality where there are fewer people that are lining up to enterβ¦But the people who are will have a highly diverse set of skills.β
Those more diverse skill sets include learning how to utilize AI-powered tools, which promise to boost a single accountantβs productivity dramatically.
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